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A large company, feeling it was time for a shake-up, hired a new CEO.

The new boss was determined to demonstrate his decision making ability and wanted to immediately take action to rid the company of all slackers.

On a tour of the facilities, the CEO noticed a guy leaning on a wall. The room was full of workers and he wanted to let them know that he meant business.

He walked up to the guy leaning against the wall and asked, 'How much money do you make a week?'

A little surprised, the young man looked at him and replied, 'I make $300 a week. Why?'

The CEO then handed the guy $1,600 in cash and screamed, 'Here's four weeks' pay, now GET THE HELL OUTTA HERE and don't come back.'

Feeling pretty good about himself, the CEO looked around the room and asked, 'Does anyone want to tell me what that goof-ball did here?'

From across the room came a voice, "Yeah, he's the delivery guy from Domino's Pizza."
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Heard another CEO joke.

This one got one of their own employee.

CEO: "Do you know who I am?" after he caught this one goofing around.

"No, who are you?"

CEO: "I am your new CEO!"

Employee: "Do you know who I am?"

CEO: "No, who are you?"

Employee: "Never mind!" and he quickly left the room.
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