原文: Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. 兩位獵人在森林打獵 其中一位累倒在地 He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. 倒地的人似乎沒有呼吸眼睛呆滯 The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. 另一位拿出手機求救
He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?". 驚慌地說 "我的朋友死了 我該做甚麼" The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." 接線生說 "冷靜點 我可以幫忙 首先 你確定他已經死了嗎? " There is a silence, then a shot is heard. Back on the phone, 過了一陣子 響起一個槍聲 手機那頭的人回來了 the guy says "OK, now what?" 那人說 "好了 接下來要做甚麼"