婚姻（中英文) - 女男大不同

1."When a man steals your wife、there is no better revenge than to let him keep her."
如果有人搶了你的老婆，最好的報復就是讓他留著。
Lee Majors (美國電影明星---李.梅爾)

2."After marriage、husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other、but still they stay" together.
結婚後夫妻就像一個硬幣的兩面；他們不但不能面對面，而且還分不開。
Al Gore (克林頓當總統時的副總統---阿爾戈爾)

3"By all means marry. If you get a good wife、you'll be happy. If you get a bad one、you'll become a philosopher."
不管怎麼樣，還是結婚的好。如果你找到一個好太太，你會很幸福。假如你找到一個壞的，你會成為一個哲學家。
Socrates (古希臘的思想家、哲學家，教育家---蘇格拉底)

4."Woman inspires us to great things、and prevents us from achieving them."
女人給了男人做大事的激勵和靈感，同時又給了男人完成大事的阻力。
Mike Tyson (前美國拳王---麥克.泰森)

5."The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is、"What does a woman want?"
有一個好問題我總是沒答案；那就是「女人到底想要什麼？」
George Clooney (美國著名演員---喬治克魯尼)

6."I had some words with my wife、and she had some paragraphs with me."
我跟我太太才說了幾個字，她卻回了我一段長篇大論。
Bill Clinton (美國前總統----比爾克林頓)

7."Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight、dinner、soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays、I go Fridays."
有人問我婚姻能維持這麼長的秘密。我們每個星期去餐館兩次。晚餐有燭光，音樂，和跳舞。她星期二去，我星期五去。
George W. Bush (美國前總統----小布希)

8."I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years."
我不怕恐怖分子。我已經結婚兩年了。
Rudy Giuliani (前紐約市911事件時的市長---魯迪.朱利安尼)

9."Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming
1. Whenever you're wrong、admit it,
2. Whenever you're right、shut up."
有兩個秘密能讓你的婚姻圓滿：
1. 當你錯時，馬上認錯。
2. 當你對時，閉上嘴巴。
Shaquille O』Neal (美國籃球巨星---沙奎爾.奧尼爾)

10."The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once..."
最有效的方法記住你太太的生日就是先忘掉一次。
Kobe Bryant (美國籃球巨星----科比布萊恩特)

11."My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met."
我太太和我都高高興興的過了二十年，然後我們相遇了。 Alec Baldwin (美國電影明星----亞歷克鮑德溫)

12."A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong."
一個好太太當她是錯的時候總是原諒她的丈夫。
Barack Obama (美國總統----歐巴馬)

13."Marriage is the only war where one sleeps with the enemy."
婚姻是唯一與敵人睡在一張床上的戰爭。
Tommy Lee (美國老牌電影明星----湯米.李)

14."First Guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!"
Second Guy: "You're lucky、mine's still alive."
有個人驕傲的說「我的太太是天使！」
另一個聽到的人說「你真幸運！我的還活著！」
Jimmy Kimmel (美國著名電視節目主持人----吉米.金米爾)

15.「Honey、what happened to 『ladies first』?」 Husband replies、「That's the reason why the world's a mess today、because a lady went first!」
「親愛的，女士優先又怎麼了？」丈夫回答說，」今天世界亂成這個樣子就是因為有個女的先來了！「
David Letterman (美國電視著名脫口秀主持人----大衛.萊特曼)#