QUESTION: What is the truest definition of Globalization?
ANSWER: Princess Diana's death.
QUESTION: How come?
ANSWER:
An English princess
with an Egyptian boyfriend
crashes in a French tunnel,
driving a German car
with a Dutch engine,
driven by a Belgian who was drunk
on Scottish whiskey,
followed closely by Italian Paparazzi,
on Japanese motorcycles,
treated by an American doctor,
using Brazilian medicines!
And this is sent to you by a Lithuanian,
using Bill Gates' technology,
and you're probably reading this on
one of the IBM clones,
that use Taiwanese-made chips,
and a Korean-made monitor,
assembled by Bangladeshi workers
in a Singapore plant,
transported by lorries driven by Indians,
hijacked by Indonesians,
unloaded by Sicilian longshoremen,
trucked by Mexican illegals,
and finally sold to you.
THAT, MY FRIEND, IS GLOBALIZATION!!!!
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