Four married guys go fishing. After an hour, the following conversation takes place:
First guy:
"You have no idea what I had to do to be able to come out fishing this weekend. I had to promise my wife that I will paint every room in the house next weekend."
Second guy:
"That is nothing, I had to promise my wife that I will build her a new deck for the pool."
Third guy:
"Man, you both have it easy! I had to promise my wife that I will remodel the kitchen for her."
They continue to fish when they realized that the fourth guy has not said a word. So they asked him. "You haven't said anything about what you had to do to be able to come fishing this weekend. What's the deal?"
Fourth guy:
"I just set my alarm for 5:30 a.m. When it went off, I shut off the alarm, gave the wife a nudge and said, 'Fishing or sex'" and she said, "wear a sweater."