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wait for your salary

>>If you are alone, I'll be your shadow. I

f you want to cry, I'll be your shoulder.

If you want a hug, I'll be your pillow.

If you need to be happy, I'll be your smile.

If you need money... wait for your salary.

譯文:

>>如果你感到孤獨，我做你的影子。

如果你想哭泣，我做你的肩膀。

如果你想要擁抱，我做你的枕頭。

如果你想要快樂，我做你的微笑。

如果你想要錢……等著發工資吧！

原文出自：http://www.myjoke123.com.cn/joke/2085/

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>>Wife talking to her husband，who reads newspaper all day:

I wish I were a newspaper so I'll be in your hands all day.

Husband: I wish that too, so I could change you daily

譯文:

妻子和丈夫談話，他一天到晚總是看報紙，

妻子抱怨說：我要是報紙就好了，那樣我就可以天天在你手裡了。

丈夫說我也希望那樣，那樣我就可以每天換一個了。

原文出自：http://www.myjoke123.com.cn/joke/2086/