3 The Trains Are Always Late

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The Trains Are Always Late

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A man was complaining to a railroad engineer.
What's the use of having a train schedule if the trains are always late.
The railroad engineer replied.
How would we know they were late, if we didn't have a schedule?

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火車總是晚點

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一個人是抱怨一個鐵路工程師。什麼是有一個火車時間表，如果在列車是始終後期的使用。的鐵路工程師說。如何將我們知道他們遲到，如果我們沒有一個時間表？

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火車是總是晚下載 MP3 （按右鍵或者選項並按一下該連結。

一名男子向一名鐵路工程師在抱怨。什麼是有火車時刻表，如果火車總是遲到的使用。鐵路工程師的答覆。我們如何將知道他們要遲到了，如果我們沒有一個時程表？

2 More Short Jokes: Homework & On the Bus

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A teacher is talking to a student.
Teacher: Did your father help your with your homework?
Student: No, he did it all by himself.
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一位老師正在與學生交談。老師： 做你的父親説明你與你的家庭作業嗎？學生： 不是，他做這事都由他自己。

On a crowded bus, one man noticed that another man had his eyes closed.
"What's the matter? Are you sick?"
"No, I'm okay. It's just that I hate to see an old lady standing."

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在擁擠的公共汽車，一個人注意到另一名男子有他閉眼。"是什麼問題？生病了嗎?""不，我沒事。只是我不喜歡看到站在一位老婦人。"

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