Father Smith was saying his good-byes to the parishioners after his Sunday morning service when Mary Clancey came up to him in tears. "What's bothering you, dear ?" asked Father Smith.
史密斯神父講完道後，送教友離開。這時瑪麗淚眼汪汪的上前找他，神父問：「親愛的，你有什麼煩惱？」
"Oh, father, I've got terrible news." Replied Mary. "My husband passed away last night."
瑪麗回答：「神父，我有壞消息。我老公昨晚死了。」
"Oh, Mary!" said the father. "That's terrible. Did he have any last requests?"
A police officer in a small town stopped a motorist who was speeding. "But officer," the man began, "I can explain." "Just be quiet," snapped the officer." I'm going to let you cool your heels in jail until the chief gets back..."
A few hours later the officer told his prisoner, "Lucky for you that the chief is at his daughter's wedding. He'll be in a good mood when he gets back."
幾個小時後，警察告訴被羈押的男子：「算你運氣好。局長女兒今天出嫁，他回來上班時一定興高采烈。」
"Don't count on it," answered the fellow. "I'm the groom."
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