A DEA officer stopped at a ranch in Texas and talked with an old rancher.
He told the rancher, "I need to inspect your ranch for illegally grown drugs."
The rancher said, "Okay, but don't go in that field over there..." and he pointed the location.
The DEA officer verbally exploded saying, "Mister, I have the authority of Federal Government with me!"
Reaching into his rear pants pocket, he removed his badge and proudly displayed it to the rancher.
"See this badge! This badge means I am allowed to go wherever I wish... on any land!!"
"No questions asked and answers given!! Have I made myself clear?!"
The rancher nodded politely, apologized and went about his chores.
A short time later, the old rancher heard loud screams, looked up and saw the DEA officer running for his life, being chased by the rancher's big Santa Gertrudis bull....
隔沒多久，這個老牧人聽到大聲的慘叫，抬頭看去，只見這位DEA的官員正被這個牧場的一頭Santa Gertrudis 公牛追趕，正沒命的奔逃著…
With every step, the bull was gaining ground on the officer, and it seemed likely that he'd sure enough get gored before he reached safety. The officer was clearly terrified.
The ranger threw down his tools, ran to the fence and yelled at the top of his lungs....
"Your badge, show him your badge....!"