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What to Do When Riding a Dead Horse?
遇到馬死了,你怎麼辦?

The tribal wisdom of the Dakota Indians, passed on from one generation to the next, says that when you discover you are riding a dead horse, the best strategy is to dismount.
達科塔原住民一代傳一代的箴言說:「如果你發現騎的馬死了,那就趕快下馬吧。」

However, in modern business, because of the heavy investment factors to be taken into consideration, often other strategies have to be tried with dead horses, including the following:
近代商業將複雜的投資因素納入考量,許多不同的策略必須加以嘗試,包括:

- Buying a stronger whip.
買一條更強力的鞭子。

- Changing riders.
換一位騎師。

- Threatening the horse with termination.
將這匹馬終結合約。

- Appointing a committee to study the horse.
成立委員會研究這匹馬。

- Arranging to visit other sites to see how they ride dead horses.
拜訪其它單位學習他人如何騎一匹死馬。

- Lowering the standards so that dead horses can be included.
降低標準以容許(組織內有)一匹死馬。

- Appointing an intervention team to re-animate the dead horse.
成立一介入小組給予死馬更多鼓舞。

- Creating a training session to increase the rider's load share.
加強訓練騎師。

- Re-classifying the dead horse as living-impaired.
將死馬列為不良品。



- Hire outside contractors to ride the dead horse.
雇用約聘騎師。

- Harness several dead horses together for increased speed.
組合幾匹死馬以加快速度。

- Donate the dead horse to a recognized charity, thereby deducting its original cost.
將死馬捐給慈善團體以降低成本。

- Providing additional funding to increase the horse's performance.
增加經費來提升死馬的績效。

- Do a time management study to see if lighter riders would improve productivity.
進行時間管理分析較輕的騎師是否可以提高績效。

- Purchase an after-market product to make dead horses run faster.
在零件市場買些產品來讓死馬跑快一點。

- Declare that a dead horse has lower overhead and therefore performs better.
宣稱死馬的經常費用較低所以有優異的表現。

- Form a quality focus group to find profitable uses for dead horses.
成立研究小組探究死馬可利用價值。

- Promote the dead horse to a supervisory position.
將死馬舉薦為管理階層。





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