中文(簡譯):
一日金髮女郎駕車撞上一輛卡車。
卡車司機在地上畫了一個圓圈,命令女郎站在中間,不許離開圓圈。
司機砸破女郎車胎,女郎大笑。
司機更加火大,砸爛女郎車擋風玻璃,女郎笑更大聲。
司機氣到臉發青,把女郎全部車窗一一砸碎,女郎笑到歇斯底里。
司機問女郎笑什麼,女郎嗝嗝笑說:「我剛跑出來三次啦....」
原文:
One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.
The truck’s driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.
He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement.
He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.
Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.
The blonde started laughing.
This made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.
This time the blonde laughed even harder.
Livid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.
The blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what’s so funny.
The blonde giggles and replies, “When you weren’t looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!”
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