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Capellia-禮讓行人實踐中

                      

                                                                    

         你們以為我會被牛糞炸到對不對?


 呵呵呵….    


 你們想得到,難道我就會不知道嗎?


                          看到沒....                          


                                                          

 
要把大龍炮穩穩的插在新鮮的牛糞裡,


把長長的引信導向你這一邊,


                                        

    
然後讓身體與牛糞保持最遠的距離,伸長了手去點燃。 


                 

           


 

 
一但點燃了引信,不要猶豫,丟了香拔腿就跑。 


                                          

                                                                                                    

       


                                           

                                                                                                     

 
這種大龍炮爆炸威力驚人,


   即使引信可以燃燒個5分鐘, 


                                                 

    
你都必須一直跑,不要停,跑得越遠越好。 


                                                      

                                                                                                    

   


                                                 

                                                                                                     

         BOOM……...... 哇.............. 


 


                                                                                    

                        
                                                                                                      

                                                                                 

                                                     

   
馬地….這是……..誰幹的


 


                                                                 

          


                                        

                   
                                                                                  

       
小朋友,記住………千萬別繞著操場跑呦 !      


 


                                                        




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