你們以為我會被牛糞炸到對不對?

 呵呵呵….    

 你們想得到，難道我就會不知道嗎?

                          看到沒....                          

                                                          

 要把大龍炮穩穩的插在新鮮的牛糞裡，

把長長的引信導向你這一邊，

                                        

     然後讓身體與牛糞保持最遠的距離，伸長了手去點燃。 

 

  一但點燃了引信，不要猶豫，丟了香拔腿就跑。 

                                           

                                                                                                     

 這種大龍炮爆炸威力驚人，

   即使引信可以燃燒個5分鐘， 

                                                 

     你都必須一直跑，不要停，跑得越遠越好。 

                                                 

                                                                                                     

         BOOM……...... 哇.............. 

                                                                                    

                                                                                                                              

                                                                                 

                                                     

   馬地….這是……..誰幹的? 

                                        

                                                                                                     

        小朋友，記住………千萬別繞著操場跑呦 !