What is it? A guy was stopped by a policeman for speeding, and does a lot of pleading, trying to get out of the ticket.
The policeman says - "Okay, I'll ask you a question. If you answer correctly, I'll forget about the ticket!" - "Agreed!" answers the speeder.
- "You're driving at night, and two lights appear in front of you. What is it?" - "That's easy! It's a car!" - "Sure! But, what kind of car? Is it a Ford? Is it a Chevy? Is it a Saab, what?", says the policeman, and begins to write the ticket. - "Wait! Give me another chance!" begs the guy.
- "Okay, but this is your last chance! You fail to answer - you get the ticket!" - "Fair enough." - "You're driving at night, and a light appears in front of you. What is it?" - "That's easy! It's a motorcycle!" - "Sure! But, what kind of bike? Is it a Honda? A Suzuki? Is it a Harley?" - "How the hell should I know!" answered the guy, exasperatedly. - "Sorry, you're getting the ticket!" responded the officer.
- "Yeah, well okay. But let me ask you a question too then." - "Go ahead" - "You see a bare breasted woman standing at the curve, bargaining with clients, what is it?" asks the guy. - "Oh, that's easy!" replies the officer. "It's a hooker!" - "Sure! But, what kind of hooker? Is it your mother? Is it your sister? Is it your daughter?"