夫：沒作什麼。 Wife : 'Nothing...? You've been reading our marriage certificate for an hour.'
妻：沒作什麼？你看著我們的結婚證書，足足有一小時了。 Husband : 'I was looking for the expiry date.'
夫：我在尋找它的有效日期是到什麼時候。 ----------------------------------------------------------------------- Wife : 'Do you want dinner?'
妻： 要吃晚餐嗎？ Husband : 'Sure! What are my choices?'
夫： 當然！我可以選擇嗎？ Wife : 'Yes or no.'
妻：要或不要。 ----------------------------------------------------------------------- Wife: 'You always carry my photo in your wallet. Why?'
妻：為什麼你經常把我的照片放在你皮夾裡？ Hubby: 'When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears.'
夫：當問題發生時，不管有多困難，我看著妳照片就迎刃而解了。 Wife: 'You see how miraculous and powerful I am for you!'
妻：你看我對你有多麼驚人的影響力啊！ Hubby: 'Yes! I see your picture and ask myself what other problem can there be greater than this one?'
夫：是啊！望著妳的照片我問自己，還有什麼困難比這個來得大呢？ ----------------------------------------------------------------------- Stress Reliever Girl: 'When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden.'
女孩：婚後我要分擔你所有的煩惱、困擾，以減輕你的負擔。 Boy: 'It's very kind of you, darling, but I don't have any worries or troubles.'
男孩：親愛的，妳真體貼，但我並沒有任何煩惱或困擾。 Girl: 'Well that's because we aren't married yet.'
女孩：哦？那是因為我們還沒結婚的緣故。 ----------------------------------------------------------------------- Son: ' Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady.'
子：今早我和爹地一起搭車，他要我讓座給一位女士。 Mom: 'Well, you have done the right thing.'
母：嗯，你這麼做是對的。 Son: 'But mom, I was sitting on daddy's lap.'
子：但是，媽，我當時是坐在爹地的腿上呢。 ----------------------------------------------------------------------- Girl to her boyfriend: One kiss and I'll be yours forever .
女孩對著男友說：吻我一下，我就永遠屬於你了。 The guy replies: 'Thanks for the early warning.'
男孩回道：謝謝您提早警告我。 ----------------------------------------------------------------------- A wife asked her husband: 'What do you like most in me, my pretty face or my sexy body?'
妻問夫：你最喜歡我哪一點？我美麗的臉龐，還是我性感的軀體？ He looked at her from head to toe and replied: 'I like your sense of humor.'
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