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童言童語：Why God Made Moms
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Answers given by elementary school age children to the following questions ...
Be sure to read the story at the end.....
Why did God make mothers?
1. She's the only one who knows where anything is.
2. Mostly to clean the house.
3. To help us out of there when we were getting born.

How did God make mothers?
1. He used dirt, just like for the rest of us.
2. Magic plus super powers and a lot of stirring.
3. God made my Mom just the same like he made me. He just used bigger parts.

What ingredients are mothers made of?
1. God makes mothers out of clouds and angel hair and everything nice in the world and one dab of mean.
2. They had to get their start from men's bones Then they mostly use string, I think.

Why did God give you your mother and not some other Mom?
1. We're related.
2. God knew she likes me a lot more than other people's moms like me.

What kind of little girl was your Mom?
1. My Mom has always been my Mom and none of that other stuff.
2. I don't know because I wasn't there, but my guess would be pretty bossy.
3. They say she used to be nice.

What did Mom need to know about dad before she married him?
1. His last name.
2. She had to know his background. Like is he a crook? Does he get drunk on beer?
3. Does he make at least $800 a year? Did he say NO to drugs and YES to chores?

Why did your Mom marry your dad?
1. My dad makes the best spaghetti in the world. And my mom eats a lot.
2. She got too old to do anything else with him.
3. My grandma says that Mom didn't have her thinking cap on.

Who's the boss at your house?
1. Mom doesn't want to be boss, but she has to because dad's such a goof-ball.
2. Mom. You can tell by room inspection. She sees the stuff under the bed.
3. I think Mom is, but only because she has a lot more to do than dad.

What's the difference between moms and dads?
1. Moms work at work and work at home, and dads just go to work at work.
2. Moms know how to talk to teachers without scaring them.
3. Dads are taller & stronger, but moms have all the real power 'cause that's who you got to ask if you want to sleep over at your friend's.
4. Moms have magic, they make you feel better without medicine.

What does your Mom do in her spare time?
1. Mothers don't do spare time.
2. To hear her tell it, she pays bills all day long.
What would it take to make your Mom perfect?
1. On the inside she's already perfect. Outside, I think some kind of plastic surgery.
2. Diet. You know, her hair. I'd diet, maybe blue.

If you could change one thing about your Mom, what would it be?
1. She has this weird thing about me keeping my room clean. I'd get rid of that
2. I'd make my Mom smarter. Then she would know it was my sister who did it and not me.
3. I would like for her to get rid of thos e invisible eyes on her back.

THE MOMMY TEST
I was out walking with my 4 year old daughter. She picked up something off the ground and started to put it in her mouth. I took the item away from her and I asked her not to do that.
"Why?" my daughter asked.
"Because it's been laying outside, you don't know where it's been, it's dirty and probably has germs" I replied.
At this point, my daughter looked at me with total admiration and asked, "W ow! How do you know all this stuff?"
"Uh,"... I was thinking quickly,"All moms know this stuff. It's on the Mommy Test. You have to know it or they don't let you be a Mommy."
We walked along in silence for 2 or 3 minutes, but she was evidently pondering this new information.
"OH ... I get it!" she beamed, "So if you don't pass the test, you have to be the daddy."
"Exactly" I replied back with a big smile on my face and joy in my heart.

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你只要複製下面這個語法：

然後在文章發表之前，在功能選項表中選<>（最右邊那一個），內容區就會出現一堆語法符號，不要管他們，然後把複製好的上列語法貼到文章的最後面去，按文章發表，就好了。

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好像懂了，還是不會……
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	花露露（邀舞～韋伯）等級：8 留言｜加入好友

我就是有這個困擾，英文字會被從中打斷，您的資訊很有用。
看完之後好像懂了，但還是不會做，我會多試幾次。

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Thanks!
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It's been fixed.

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thank you for sharing. it is interesting...
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however, please allow me to share this information from 電小二's blog.

https://city.udn.com/v1/blog/article/article.jsp?uid=webadmin&f_ART_ID=447856

玩城邦》英文字不會被截斷，直接換行瀏覽618｜回應5｜推薦27
2006/09/14 17:18:01
Dear all ：
有網友問到在網誌輸入英文，要怎樣才會像在Word打的時候一樣，英文單字可以自動跳行整體呈現呢？
這個問題被問過幾次了，故整理在此。
請貼上以下這一行，主文跟回應文章僅需一篇貼上即可（有需要時，不過建議您可以統一貼在主文中）。可避免英文字在行末隨意折斷的怪異現象，不會斷字切行了。
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1. 先把自己要貼的文章貼進編輯器裡去。
2. 按html編輯器裡的＜＞ icon.(切換到HTML原始碼)

3. 把上面紅字標示出來的語法貼在夾雜了各種html的最後面。
4. 按「直接發表」即可。

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