[Career]
The man who can't earn big money is hard to get a woman,
The man who doesn't know how to toady would never get a woman.
To get a successful woman can let a man save 20 years working time.
To get a gentle and soft woman can let a man live 20 more years.
The woman who beside the boss is secretary, don't offend.
The man who secretary take care is boss, can't pamper.
Woman always wants her man can get higher position than her.
Man always wants to get a woman who can help him to get higher.
Once a woman is engaged, gossip stays away from her in company.
Once a man got married, gossip starts to be talked in company.
Smart woman calls engineer softly for fixing her computer.
Smart man will ask her to have a date before fixing her computer.
Woman who has broken heard would be too upset to work.
Man who has broken heard would work harder than ever.
Woman will quit her job to be pregnant for her man.
Man will make babies with other girls when his wife is pregnant.
The man who shows out in woman's social party is her boyfriend.
The woman who shows out in man's social party is his new girlfriend.
The man's salary is for supporting family.
The woman's salary is for her new clothes.
[Date]
Woman is always 5 minutes late to show she is a lady.
Man is always 1 minute earlier to show he is a gentleman.
The woman before get married likes to count stars at night.
The man before get married likes to watch movie in the hotel.
The woman after got married likes to have nice meal at restaurant.
The man after got married likes to watch TV at home.
Woman will fall in love with the man who buys her French meal.
Man will stay away from the woman who asks him to buy her French meal.
Woman will be afraid of the man who wants to hold her hand at first date.
Every man wants to hold woman's hand at first date.
Smart woman won't have date with man at KFC and eating the chicken legs.
Smart man will ask woman to have supper at her house, and appreciate her cook.
Stupid woman talks about dirty joke at date.
Stupid man likes to talk about dirty joke at date.
Woman uses her body to attract man in the dancing bar.
Man uses his eyes to catch woman under light.
Send woman a romantic oath is much better than flowers and cards.
Send man a sexy picture is much better than paper cranes and stars.
[Shopping]
No matter the mood is good or not, she always wants shopping.
No matter the weather is good or not, he never wants shopping.
Even she has one hundred lipsticks; she is still looking for the next one.
Even his underwear has one thousand holes; he only changes it when his wife buys a new one for him.
She rather spends more money to buy a cute bookcase in IKEA.
He rather sweats a lot to make a bookcase by himself.
She always has not enough shoes; he always has not enough cars.
She works for clothes; he works for stock shares.
When she complains about cosmetic, she is getting older.
When he complains about the size of pants, he is getting older.
Woman is a shopping cart, she get whatever she can get.
Man is a supplier; as long as it works; it's good enough.
Woman likes the man who buys cologne, but won't marry him.
Man likes the woman who buys books, but won't have sex with her.
Woman buys condoms for boyfriend; man buys condoms for friend.
Woman always remembers what kind of flowers she got, because they are from boyfriend.
Man never remembers what kind of flowers he sent, because the boss of flower store picks up for him.
[Traffic]
Even the light turns green; woman is still waiting and thinking on the turning corner.
Even the light turns red; man will still turn right away without flashing direction light.
Even it's late for work, she is still making up.
Even it's still early for work, he rather sleeps than brushes hair.
Woman's car window is full of KITTY Cats for forgetting lonely time.
Man's car window is full of black heat insulation to be easier for sex.
Woman will fight for a parking space.
Man will save this time to look for next one.
[Volvo and Fort...]
Woman likes fort, because lower price, higher value...
Man likes Volvo, because life is more important than price.
Woman daydreams when she is waiting for the bus.
Man flirts girl when he is waiting for the bus.
Woman has relationship with stairs because of diet.
Man has relationship with stairs because of smoking.
Woman breaks the red light because being angry with boyfriend.
Man breaks the red light because the competition with friend.
No matter how pretty she is, she is shy to look at a man.
No matter how sick he is; he will chase for pretty girl.
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