A lady helped her man install his new computer.

一位女士幫他先生裝新電腦。

Once accomplished, she told him to select a password, a word that he'd always remember. 

裝完了，她要她先生選一個電腦密碼：一個他不會忘記的英文單字。

When asked to enter it, he looked at his wife and with a macho gesture and a wink and  selected  the word....... he became a little miffed at her reaction, when he selected the word, "penis".

當電腦要他打入密碼時，他眨眨眼看了看他太太，面露大男人的氣概，然後填寫了密碼“penis”。他對他太太的反應相當不以為然。

For, after he hit "enter", to validate the word, his wife collapsed with laughter, rolled on the floor, uncontrollably hysterical. 

當他按了Enter鍵把密碼打進電腦時，他太太歇斯底里的笑翻了在地上打滾。

The computer replied: 

電腦顯示:

TOO SHORT - ACCESS DENIED

太短 - 進不去

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註：一般電腦密碼要長於5個英文字母