曾太公用了一句鄉土口頭禪（輕微國罵，他說是「恢復中華文化」，這仍然在大街小巷流行，何需恢復？），整篇文章並不辛辣，由於夾有「鄉土言語」，曾太公是隱性挑釁者

引起了 Any8d 強烈回應。有些人不會這麼做，但有些人會，這因人而異，她選擇了這麼做。她的回應非常強烈，是一篇辛辣文章，也是第一篇「挑釁文」，以這角度來看，她是明的挑釁者

於是太公被迫還擊發文，文筆辛辣而「旁徵博引」…就如季常兄所說的「相駡沒好話」，接下來就全面開戰了。

以我主觀看法，Any8d 的文筆與邏輯，絕對比不上曾太公，差太公太多，也就因為這樣，她一篇又一篇的發文，企圖以多文戰術淹沒太公，但實際上是暴露出其弱點，反而提供了大量靶子給太公打，場面每下愈況。

但因涉及性別問題，曾太公的「打蛇七吋」大量雙關語出籠，你可以說他不是君子，也不是柳下惠，但既然是開戰，這無可厚非，不能要求綁著手打。

有人勸曾太公道歉，原因是「好男不與女鬥」，他回答的很清楚「無大局可慮﹐沒必要求全﹐見一哭二鬧就同情﹐能效漢高成大業﹖」，講白話一點，如果對岸派幾個女的來一哭二鬧，那我們是不是就接受中共’的統一算了？

他表明來聯網，不是來交朋友的，也不需看別人的臉色，網民沒有性別之分。看的起你，給你點好臉色，要是看不起你，就幹開了，你若不同意他的看法，你隨時可以跳上場…

對 Any8d 還不算他的「經典」，他還有對別人更精彩的，這就是他老兄。他對老美也是這樣，有些事你簡直看不下去，他還臉不紅氣不喘，津津樂道…

你看他年紀不算大，就自名為太公，有把誰放在眼裡？

Ahh.. Where do I begin, so much ignorance and yet so little time?

Lately, there is a question floating around in this forum: why are so many people leaving UDN?

This should be obvious to anyone with half a brain, but if for some reason you can’t figure out... the answer is: They’ve had enough.

Enough of what?

They’ve had enough with people like LP Tseng（曾太監）

For those of you who don't know who this LP is, I'd like to tell you a little about him and what you can expect to find out in this article...

LP said the cause of leaving has nothing to do with him, but rather about UDN’s incapability. People like LP Tseng love to abuse this forum and even redefine its meaning.

If you ever read his posts, he is implying that all posters in UDN forum are dog-shit. I think that's a very lousy statement. He's trying to evade the responsibility for his inflammatory remarks by shifting the blame to UDN.

This jerk can be dangerous to the forum, but only if you let him. One must remember not to tolerate him. Otherwise, it only encourages him.

He’s tried to paint himself as a patriot also as a victim in UDN. He was trying to have it both ways. Often when you try to have it both ways you end up getting neither.

This annoying LP is part of the problem, a trouble maker, and yet with no guts, no balls, no pride, no wife,... (4 No 四大皆空，他當和尚嗎)

I would never try to diminish the achievements he accomplished while he was a Third Secretary of MOFA. The problem is that LP insists on being seen as something he's not: a big shot of MOFA. In fact, he was just one small twig of one branch of a very large tree.

LP uses all kinds of words he hear from many different walks of life. Often, even if he doesn't know what he is saying, he still uses it anyway. Many of the things he said were just not true. LP, stop lying things that are falsehoods or beyond your control. You're just presenting yourself as a fool.

He called himself 泛藍. It got me rolling on the floor laughing my teeth off（讓我笑掉大牙）

With friends like these, who needs enemies?

Let's face it: Every forum has its bullies. Unfortunately, that doesn't make it any easier when they pick on you.

I get his attacks way too often. My articles are obviously captivating and interesting as hell, otherwise, why on earth would he bother?

OK, LP, you do what you have to do to spread the rumors, and I do what I have to do to stop you. Fair enough?

I just love him when he leaves idiotic comments, and then become furious when his comments fail to get my attention.  It’s hilarious when he calls me names like "哇鳥" because I actually have beaten him in this forum. Wow wow… I must be a fascist. I plead guilty to all counts. Ha ha ha… LP, you're killing me! Just plain killing me! Please stop...I can't... breath...

LP, I don't care what you write, but make sure that it is based on true facts. Don't post something just to be posting it. It is like a man who talks all the time just to hear his own voice. Every time you open your mouth, you just dig yourself into a deeper hole.

He keeps denouncing Frederick 錢 as an idiotic selfish person, which he is not. I am outraged by his comments, and it's time for me to strike back.  I have been working my entire career trying to bridge the gap between US and Taiwan relations. (in a mysterious way)

This heavy smoker, LP, writes nothing but smoke and mirrors, and is always ranting on about how great he was.  Ranting or no ranting, these dumb words came from this stubborn old man. People said, “What comes out of his mouth is what is in the heart.” Be aware, be very aware

The vast majority of people of this forum know who is. He knew it had to come to this, but he hoped it wouldn't. LP lets his ego get in the way of his common sense, and this may be worse than it looks. 

He’s probably scratching his head trying to figure out how to spin this.

I really didn't like the way he treated 梅峰 showing no respect whatsoever. He may not recognize, and certainly does not care, who he hurts or what he hurts ... and he may even take pleasure in having torpedoed people.

Funny he lies just about everything and now he acts like a victim. This guy is a clown and a joke.... If I were him I would just shut up and run away. He needs a long vacation to some far away island with a one-way ticket.

I waited for a while giving him the benefit of the doubt. Obviously, I was wrong.

I think LP is all screwed up. I believe that he is satisfied and happy to let his “flock” believe that there is that great boogey man, so called 阿九流, out here that is to hunt him down

Who am I to judge LP? But, what a heck, I am judging him anyway. He deserves to be criticized. I am sure that there are hundreds of posters who feel the same way I do.

Twenty years later, LP, now 59, can look back on his life filled with great disappointment. He has achieved nothing except for his 狗屎論, which means a lot to him.

At the end of the day he is just another angry man living a miserable life in America. I really feel sorry for you, LP, How about I bring you a basket of fresh fruits if (and only if) you behave well.

I may be old, but I can surely kick your ass all the way to the Pacific Ocean, and you… you can kiss your sorry ass goodbye.

That would be a happy ending for everyone.

God Bless America（美國有了你這種人，真是需要上帝，才能國運昌隆）

The following should tell you something about his English writing. I believe this says it all.

Thank you for your kind visit (planning on visiting)…, but no thanks.

Just in case you need any help from me for (about) our country, please go ask (contact) 國家安全局 to locate me. They have my records in (on) file. Just don't go to the most stupid (stupidest) section of MOFA

Your English sucks, 讀你的英文像是在參加猜謎大會 so don't try to write me back. You embarrass yourself and prove you are ignorant and illiterate. You are the shame of America. Do the whole country a favor: don't ever write any English in this forum again.

Am I too cruel to you?  Get over it.

I hope UDN koolaid drinkers have seen enough.

 曾匪偽中，自號太監、太公、土狗 等

為什麼說曾偽中是個太監呢？

他與老婆離婚，是眾人皆知事實。在那個年代，一個家搞到離婚是件轟動鄰里的事，令人不禁懷疑，若非他的鳥鳥出了太監病症，就是神經上出了問題。但是他一再堅持他不是神經病，剩下的情況不就很明顯了嗎。

說到神經問題，

這隻老土狗，當初進入聯網沒幾天，就口喊要退出聯網，一天到晚逢人就是敲鑼打鼓預告「拜拜」，上一次封關他憋了「漫長的」5 小時，這次封關憋了「很久的」10 天。

這種整天喊「狼來了啊」行為，就像小孩子辦家家酒，人不堪其擾，但他不改「其樂」，真是可恥又可憐。這隻老土狗在美國長期失業，靠領社福救濟金度日，整天在聯網叫囂「偽中、台獨」言論，像「中華民國死了、翹辮子了」，且對網友不斷口出鄙語，大選前瘋狂亂咬馬英九，在選前 24 小時突然說：

如果有那方因此摃龜，可別找我負責。因為一切是您自己的決定， 太公沒有責任喔，純粹把所思所想，在聯網放屁而已，無關我也。

說完就關版逃之夭夭，還鬼扯說「就此效張良﹐乘鶴關外遊」

什麼關外遊，笑死人了。就是從廚房遊到廁所，在裡面躲了 10 天避風頭。這種爛咖，真是沒出息，使聯網蒙羞

他昔日的二科長官看這個武大郎：

這個曾祕書嗎，職位雖低「三等祕書」，就愛吹牛。平日素行不良，捏造黑函詆毀同僚、污衊長官。在西雅圖時和主管陳處長「主僕不和」，但也拿他沒輒，無法再貶他，因為沒有比三等秘書更低職等（無四等秘書）。

曾偽中被調回台灣後，還想搞辭職作為手段，要脅長官。但是識破其猙獰面目，他就只得繳回工作證，回家吃自己的了

台灣混不下，他又混回美國可是找不到工作，精神上這時已錯亂扭曲，並罹患B型肝炎（比干症），不時夢囈般自語，在夢中自慰，晚景極為淒涼，飼有二狗時常餓的奄奄一息

阿彌陀佛

我先前提到，預備送你水果。但如何送、送什麼，是由我來決定。天底下沒有「被送的人」反客為主的。這決定權操之在我，你可以建議，但不能限定要如何。

請問，我有沒說過，有沒答應你「把水果轉贈給梅峰」？這句話可是你說的，是你擅自作主，是你把梅逢扯進這水果風波，我可沒扯到他。

還有，送你水果的前提是（之前寫的很清楚），要你告訴我你德州住址。至於你收到水果後，要怎麼處理，那就是你的事了。

其實啊，你的住址我會知道，不過是時間遲早而已。

還有

你想借花獻佛，總要等花到手了，才去獻寶。不能在花還沒有到手，就先跑去對佛說「我來獻花了」。可是等了半天沒有花，你只會叫「花呢？花呢？」然後把事情搞砸了。我問你，是誰去跟佛說的？那麼佛是怪你這個大嘴呢，或是怪別人？

現在梅峰等的已不耐煩了「只聞樓梯響，不見水果來」，不時到你文章「推薦」，就是在提醒你，你捅的漏子，你要想辦法解決。

你這專搞「買空賣空」的人，如今被套牢了，怎麼辦？

算你運氣好碰到我

告訴你一個辦法，很簡單的。你去跟梅峰說，只要他寫一篇文章，說明「馬英九是中華民國救星」，那我就欣然接受你的建議，將水果送到梅峰處，皆大歡喜。

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Bonus

此外還有一辦法。你號稱「關心政治」也在美國 20 多年，如今美國共和黨馬侃找競選搭檔，進入最後篩選。告訴我你認為何人會被挑上？ 如果講對，我就照你意思送。這個猜需要政治智慧。

這算額外紅利，即使猜錯也無妨，不影響之前的辦法。你只能押寶一人，而且要在 3 天內講，因搭檔名單正急速縮小中。

老曾,

下個月我赴美，會順道經過華府，想找時間去看一下傅建中兄。當年老傅在華府助過你一臂之力，那是你一生中最悽慘落魄時候，太太跑了，房子被充公，無工作、無錢，在華府街頭帶著女兒流浪...

想你老曾一向是個「受人點滴之恩，湧泉以報」之士，該不會完全失憶吧？

而你老兄在聯網逢人便說「馬死矣」，用這些英勇的打馬事蹟來回報他，他聽到後，相信一定對你仰天長歎「讚」不絕口的。還有，當我對他說明的時候，需要添油加醋的地方，一定不會讓你失望。

此外，也會跟他說，這些年來你在 RE 這行業專門搞「買空賣空」。在此奉勸你幾句，就算你買空賣空，出價之時，不宜低到離譜，人家連「還價」都懶得理你，做人何必做到這種地步呢？

然後會順便問老傅，關於你之前在牙科診所上班太太的近況，似乎她還在華府唷。我想這樣吧，把要送你的水果轉贈給她，並代你向她致歉。雖然你們當年「閃電離婚」，害你被坑不少，不過已事過境遷，你不會仍耿耿於懷，想要演出「曾阿宗復仇記」吧？

不論如何你還是該道歉，想想你的個性捅出多少漏子，幾乎沒有一件事不被你搞砸的。