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西方漢學家翻譯的三字經/轉
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西方漢學家翻譯的三字經/轉

人之初 At the beginning of life
性本善 Sex is good
性相近 Basically all sex are the same
習相遠 It only depends on how the way you do it
苟不教 If you do not practice all the time
性乃遷 Sex will leave you
教之道 The way of learning it
貴以專 Is very important to make love with only one person.
昔孟母 Once a great mother "Mrs Meng"
擇鄰處 chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence
子不學 If you don't study hard
斷機杼 Your Dick will become useless
竇燕山 Dou, the Famous
有義方 owned a very effective exciting medicine
教五子 All his five sons took it
名俱揚 and their sexual ability were well-known.
養不教 If your children don't know how to do it,
父之過 It is all your fault.
教不嚴 If they had lots of problems with it,
師之惰 their teacher must be too lazy to tell them details on sex!!!
子不學 ~~ You may refuse to study this
非所宜 ~~ but that is a real mistake
幼不學 ~~ If you don't learn it in childhood,
老何為 ~~ you will lose your ability when aged
玉不琢 ~~ If you don't exercise your dick,
不成器 ~~ It won't become hard and strong.
人不學 ~~ If you don't learn sex,
不知義 ~~ You can by no means enjoy its sweetness!
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