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Mental floss(心理牙線雜誌) 是一本諷刺的雜誌 用諷刺的手法來稱讚馬英九有膽識
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 以下全文  轉貼自http://blog.udn.com/alexandroslee/3292405#reply_list

[李東昇的感慨]台灣媒體太弱智了吧!

先看wiki的介紹

mental_floss is a bi-monthly American magazine, launched in 2001[1] in Birmingham, Alabama, that presents facts and trivia in a humorous way. It includes columns by A.J. Jacobs and Ken Jennings.

The magazine frequently publishes books and sells T-shirts with humorous sayings, such as "There's no right way to eat a Rhesus". In addition, there is a licensed trivia board game much like Trivial Pursuit. Most recently, the magazine began the In a Box series with Law School in a Box and Med School in a Box.

The magazine also offers a popular blog site that include pieces from the magazine and Uncle John's Bathroom Reader. It also includes new internet memes, news articles and weekly link round ups.

再看看他們自己的介紹

For the record: mental_floss magazine is an intelligent read, but not too intelligent. We're the sort of intelligent that you hang out with for a while, enjoy our company, laugh a little, smile a lot and then we part ways. Great times. And you only realize how much you learned from us after a little while. Like a couple days later when you're impressing your friends with all these intriguing facts and things you picked up from us, and they ask you how you know so much, and you think back on that great afternoon you spent with us and you smile.

And then you lie and say you read a lot.
如果這樣還看不懂 這是一本 諷刺的雜誌
我也不知道該怎麼說!
然後再仔細看看這五個領袖
怎麼會是全世界最有膽識的領袖?
與馬總統並列為五大全球最具膽識領袖的還有德國總理梅克爾(Angela Merkel)、烏干達總統穆塞維尼(Yoweri Museveni)、巴西總統魯拉(Luis InacioLula da Silva)與智利總統巴舍萊(MichelleBachelet)。
來看看原來雜誌的內容:
Sept-Oct 2009: The 5 Gutsiest World Leaders
The World's Gutsiest Leaders

Whether they're healing a tortured nation, conquering AIDS, uniting Europe, galvanizing Latin America, or wooing China, these heads of state are proving that they have what it takes to change the world. 
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Our new cover story on leaders is filled with the bold ideas and strange measures that politicians have taken to try and better their countries. But part of what makes the piece so fascinating is that all of these men and women have had unbelievable lives. Their stories sound so unlikely– from a hippie, folk-singing doctor who escaped torture to become president, to an East German scientist and daughter of a pastor who walked over the Berlin wall and was so moved that she felt compelled to go into politics. The stories are incredible, but my favorite is that of Lula da Silva. This is just an excerpt from one of the profiles in that story.

The End of Poverty: Lula da Silva

lulaPresident of Brazil Luiz Inácio Lula da Silva goes by one name, Lula. Because, like Beyoncé and Bono, he’s just that popular. With an approval rating approaching 80 percent, he is the most beloved president in the history of modern Brazil. Of course, he is not without his critics. Lula’s detractors call him an uneducated rabble-rouser, who curses, drinks, and smokes on airplanes—all of which is true. But to his adoring fans—the millions who chant his name over and over like a crowd at a soccer match—Lula is a hero who vowed to end poverty and then stayed true to his word. This is how he waged his war, and why China and India are copying his battle plan.

The Miraculous Bag of Money

Born to illiterate parents in 1945, Lula started out life in a hut with no electricity and only dirt floors to sleep on. At age 7, he sold peanuts on the streets of Sao Paulo to help support his family. They often went hungry, mostly because his father was an abusive alcoholic who had a second family and a total of 23 offspring. When Lula was 10, his mother, Lindu, decided she’d had enough. She gathered her seven children and moved them to a single room in the back of a local bar. But she still couldn’t keep up with the rent.

0805The situation looked dire until a miracle occurred: Lula’s brother found a package lying on the ground at the market. Inside was more money than a minimum-wage laborer could make in three years. After waiting a week for someone to claim it, Lula’s brother gave the package to Lindu. She used the extra cash to move the family to a nearby industrial suburb. Life was still hard, but the move brought opportunities. Lula learned to read and eventually received vocational training as a metalworker.

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引述 台灣新聞原文
(中央社記者李佳霏台北6日電)發行全美雜誌「mental_floss」最新一期報導,將總統馬英九列為全球五大最具膽識領袖;台灣面對全球金融海嘯衝擊,因馬總統的機智及改善兩岸關係,使經濟前景變好。

與馬總統並列為五大全球最具膽識領袖的還有德國總理梅克爾(Angela Merkel)、烏干達總統穆塞維尼(Yoweri Museveni)、巴西總統魯拉(Luis InacioLula da Silva)與智利總統巴舍萊(MichelleBachelet)。

報導以「機智的重要-台灣總統馬英九」為標題,以兩頁篇幅介紹馬總統。導言強調,近年全球經濟不景氣,對台灣衝擊甚深,「連太陽都被遮蔽了」,但台灣最近幾個月來經濟前景變好,最大的因素就在於馬總統。

報導用有趣的方式比喻兩岸關係,認為兩岸關係就像夫妻一樣,這對夫妻不願和解卻無法離婚,台灣和中國沒有人願意低頭接受對方的和解條件,而離婚的結果卻會導致戰爭;報導形容馬總統上任後大幅改善兩岸關係,就像是「全球最佳的婚姻顧問」。

報導簡要敘述馬總統的成長歷程,包括馬總統父親教誨嚴格,從小飽讀中國古籍、勤練書法,並擁有美國紐約大學法律碩士、美國哈佛大學法律博士學位,學成歸國便成為故總統蔣經國的秘書。

報導說,2000年至2008年民進黨執政時期,兩岸關係惡化,台美關係也變差,但馬總統上任後,兩岸關係幾乎是「馬上變好」,相關例證包括兩岸復談及簽署多項協議、開放中資來台、實現兩岸直航與全面開放大陸觀光客來台等措施。

報導並指出,台灣要在短時間中與對岸彌補關係,不是這麼簡單,但憑藉馬總統的機智,兩岸不僅成功降低敵意,也重建台美互信,外資更認為台灣投資環境趨向安全,因此,儘管馬總統上台後不久就遇到全球經濟衰退,但因為兩岸關係的發展,台灣現在走向經濟復甦道路。

「mental_floss」雜誌是雙月刊,屬於綜合性雜誌,善於用簡單的表述方式讓讀者掌握政治、財經、健康等各領域的全球性議題。980906


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能當眾說謊硬柪而臉不紅心不喘也是須需要過人的"膽識"耶......

真的服了這些人!

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此事件令我想起1993年宜蘭縣長選舉顧面桶候選人"張軍堂"被檢舉假造美國博士學歷,馮光遠在中國時報人間副刊寫的「給我報報」專欄,以嘲弄的口吻替張軍堂「澄清」,指出張軍堂的學歷是真的,因為他在美國的指導教授威廉‧霍華已來信說明他是以研究   "把犀牛皮移植到我臉上的法律效力云云。"

結果張軍堂竟然 開記者會說報紙專欄都幫他證明了他的學歷,頓時造成全國的人都笑翻了當然他是一定落選,顧面桶說謊的歷史一直在重演,臉皮比犀牛皮還厚只不過台灣人健忘一直在受騙.  



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盛呆治仁還硬ㄠ說是安排好的火燒秀!
安排好的, 會允許民眾拿礦泉水去滅火?
難道那些拿礦泉水滅火的民眾也是安排好的?
KMT已經到了不說謊不會過日子的末期症狀.
事不論大小, 一律說謊來騙民眾.
簡單講就是賊性!

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很清楚喔...
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昨天看新聞 藍媒還在硬坳 專挑好聽的句子說...  卻絕口不提這是什麼雜誌...

我想 小烏賊們今天又會噴一點墨汁 來遮掩一下窘狀吧... 
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太傳神了
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對狗面桶你永遠要用反面思考,    *因為從中國敗退來台牠說轉進*   *兼黨主席是要擴權

牠說是要承擔歷史責任*   *說我把你當人看其實是講你不是人*     *最有膽識其實就是

最沒有LP*

      

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我想, 這中央社的記者, 很快就會跟他的主編被內部處份了.

這麼明顯的諷刺報導, 他還給他放大, 哈哈哈~ 真是會被人笑死. 

他說經濟大幅成長, 原來 "負的" 叫做大幅成長.  失業率倒真的是大幅成長.

再讓這一個昏庸無能的人來領導台灣, 不被他賣掉, 也被他搞到全台灣氣力盡失,元氣大傷!!

藍丁們, 如果你們還愛這塊土地, 就趕快醒醒吧!!  用一致的觀點來檢驗這個政府, 不要再姑息他們了!!


台灣萬歲!!

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弱智媒體+無能的MA19
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一連串的國際笑話與蠢事!

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