I was barely sitting down when I heard a voice from the other stall saying: 'Hi, how are you?' 我正要坐下如廁時，聽到隔壁間的人突然開口說 "嘿，你好嗎?"
I'm not the type to start a conversation in the restroom. I don't know what got into me, but I answered, somewhat embarrassed,'Doing' just fine!'
And the other person says:'So what are you up to?' 然後隔壁間的人又接著問："你在做什麼呢?"
What kind of question is that? At that point, I'm thinking this is too bizarre so I say: 'Uhhh, I'm like you, just sitting here. ' 這是什麼問題啊? 當下我真的覺得太詭異了。於是我回答"嗯 ...跟你一樣坐在馬桶上啊"
At this point I am just trying to get out as fast as I can when I hear another question: 'Can I come over?' 此時我只想要趕快離開廁所，接著隔壁間的人又問："我可以過來嗎?"
Ok, this question is just too weird for me. I figured I could politely end the conversation. I say: 'No........I'm a little busy right now!!!' 這個真的太荒誕了，於是我打算禮貌地結束這個對話，我說"不行耶....我現在沒空!!!"
Then I hear the person say, nervously:於是我聽到隔壁間的人緊張地說: 'Listen, I'll have to call you back. There's an idiot in the other stall who keeps answering all my questions!!' "聽著, 我等一下再打電話給你，因為隔壁間有個笨蛋一直回答我所有的問題!!"