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某年环球小姐最后一题

question: ms america, how do you describe a male organ in your country?

问:美国小姐,请形容贵国男性的性器官
ms america: well, i can say that male organs in america are like
gentlemen.

美国小姐:美国的男性器官象绅士。

question: how can you say so?

问:为什么呢?

ms america: because it stands every time it sees a woman........

美国小姐:因为只要一看到女士,他们就会起立……

(applause! applause!)
(鼓掌、鼓掌)
question: ms spain, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
问:西班牙小姐,请形容贵国男性的性器官。

ms spain: male organs in our country are like our very own bullfight or
toro(bull)

西班牙小姐:西班牙的男性器官象斗牛。

question: how can you say so?

问:为什么呢?
ms spain: because it charges every time it sees an opening.
西班牙小姐:因为只要看到有洞就会出击。

applause! applause!)

(鼓掌、鼓掌)

question: ms philippines, how do you describe a male organ in your
country?

问:菲律宾小姐,请形容贵国男性的性器官。
ms philippines: well, i can say that male organs in our country are like
gossip or rumors.

菲律宾小姐:菲律宾的男性器官象流言。
uestion: how can you say so?

问:为什么呢?
ms philippines: because it passes from mouth to mouth.

菲律宾小姐:因为它从一张嘴里传到另一张嘴里。
(applause! applause! standing ovation! applause! applause!)

(鼓掌、鼓掌,起立喝采,鼓掌、鼓掌)

question: ms iran, how do you describe a male organ in your country?

问:伊朗小姐,请形容贵国男性的性器官。


ms iran: well, i can say that male organs in iran are like thieves.


伊朗小姐:伊朗的男性器官象贼。


question: how can you say so?


问:为什么呢?


ms iran: because they like to enter through the back door.


伊朗小姐:因为他们总爱走后门。


(applause! applause! laughter! laughter! applause! >applause!)


(鼓掌、鼓掌,大笑、大笑,鼓掌、鼓掌)


question: ms india, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
问:印度小姐,请形容贵国男性的性器官。
ms india: well, i can say the male organs in india are like labourers.

印度小姐:印度的男性器官象劳力。

question: how can you say so?

问:为什么呢?

ms india: because it works day and night......

印度小姐:因为日夜劳“做”。

(applause! applause! applause! applause! applause! applause! applause!)

(鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌)
question: ms malaysia, how do you describe a
male organ in your country?
问:马来西亚小姐,请形容贵国男性的性器官。

ms malaysia: well, i can say that male organs in malaysia are like proton
car.
马来西亚小姐:马来西亚的男性器官象proton 牌轿车(马来西亚国产车)。
question: how can you say so?
问:为什么呢?
ms malaysia: look tough but actually very soft.
马来西亚小姐:看起来很硬(造型类似honda)其实很软(一撞就变形)。
(applause! applause! laughter! laughter! applause! applause!)

(鼓掌、鼓掌,大笑、大笑,鼓掌、鼓掌)

question: ms singapore,how do you describe a male organ in your country?

问:新加坡小姐,请形容贵国男性的性器官。

ms singapore: well, i can say that male organ in singapore is very kiasu
(afraid to lose).

新加坡小姐:新加坡的男性器官很怕输。

question: how can you say so?
问:为什么呢?
ms singapore: it always wants to rush in quick and leave 15 minutes
before the
show is over.
新加坡小姐:总是冲进场,提前15分钟出场。


pplause! applause! applause! applause! applause! applause! applause!

(鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌)

question: ms china, how do you describe a male organ in your country?

问:中国小姐,请形容贵国男性的性器官。

ms china: well, i can say that male organs in china are like a space plane.

中国小姐:中国的男性器官象航天飞机。

question: how can you say so?

问:为什么呢?

ms china: because it brings you to paradise within few minutes........

中国小姐:虽然不大,但几分钟内就可以把你送上云端
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