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我「一人做事一人當」,豈敢連累他人,你將對我的不滿算到 SCF 帳上,這對他是不公平的,我諒解你老眼昏花,不予追究;但希望你向 SCF 誠懇道歉。

你最近時常向人道歉,該不在乎多這一次吧?

還有,請你高抬貴手,不要再寫外文,不要再出洋相了,千萬不要再寫出像這樣的句子

火星文:
You are seemed to me as someone who knows nothing about freedom of speech when you have kept letting him making…

改成英文:
You seem to me like a man who knows nothing about freedom of speech when you let him keep making…

如果這種句子發生在清朝,我能暸解。但是,現在又不是古代…

還記得「任何人」小姐糾正你 ”謝謝”,應該是 Thank you 或 Thanks,不能僅寫 Thank。時下年輕人喜寫 Tks,你不妨想一想

在上次的任何人小姐事件,沒有人幫你講話,麥芽糖也不吭一聲,顧左右而言他,川震這、川震那… 只有我冒著槍林彈雨、喪盡天良幫你說話

替太公說幾句話 .

貼出後,我被「任何人」小姐罵慘了

原本冀望你從梅峰那裏弄來的不義之財分我一半,你…沒感恩圖報分我 5 千也就算了,還來污衊我… 唉,做人真難啊

說到你與女巫之間「短暫的孽緣」

你自認是仙鶴,女巫與石斑是「雞鴨」? 我不了解… 五短身材的人怎可能當仙鶴,而且你自己承認「孫悟空」到此一遊,灑泡尿留念…

還說:

究竟太公需要您等『安慰』與『寬容』些什麼,扶助些什麼,仙鶴有求於雞鴨﹖難道現在世道真是歹年冬﹐奧立茀的『一九八四年』﹗

為什麼你要被「慰安」,上次你被 "任何人" 小姐「慰安」的還不夠嗎?

其實,你不妨先問問女巫, 她 ”慰安” 的內容….

『奧立茀』與 1984 有什麼關係,他老兄是誰啊,請不要隨便開玩笑,你現在學麥芽糖,在聯網「造史」了嗎?

你要做土地掮客,應該去 eBay 不是來聯網。你那洋徑濱英文,小心別讓人當你是阿拉伯恐怖份子。到時你不要說,人家是仙鶴、仙鶴啦



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曾太公用了一句鄉土口頭禪(輕微國罵,他說是「恢復中華文化」,這仍然在大街小巷流行,何需恢復?),整篇文章並不辛辣,由於夾有「鄉土言語」,曾太公是隱性挑釁者

引起了 Any8d 強烈回應。有些人不會這麼做,但有些人會,這因人而異,她選擇了這麼做。她的回應非常強烈,是一篇辛辣文章,也是第一篇「挑釁文」,以這角度來看,她是明的挑釁者

於是太公被迫還擊發文,文筆辛辣而「旁徵博引」…就如季常兄所說的「相駡沒好話」,接下來就全面開戰了。

以我主觀看法,Any8d 的文筆與邏輯,絕對比不上曾太公,差太公太多,也就因為這樣,她一篇又一篇的發文,企圖以多文戰術淹沒太公,但實際上是暴露出其弱點,反而提供了大量靶子給太公打,場面每下愈況。

但因涉及性別問題,曾太公的「打蛇七吋」大量雙關語出籠,你可以說他不是君子,也不是柳下惠,但既然是開戰,這無可厚非,不能要求綁著手打。

有人勸曾太公道歉,原因是「好男不與女鬥」,他回答的很清楚「無大局可慮﹐沒必要求全﹐見一哭二鬧就同情﹐能效漢高成大業﹖」,講白話一點,如果對岸派幾個女的來一哭二鬧,那我們是不是就接受中共’的統一算了?

他表明來聯網,不是來交朋友的,也不需看別人的臉色,網民沒有性別之分。看的起你,給你點好臉色,要是看不起你,就幹開了,你若不同意他的看法,你隨時可以跳上場…

對 Any8d 還不算他的「經典」,他還有對別人更精彩的,這就是他老兄。他對老美也是這樣,有些事你簡直看不下去,他還臉不紅氣不喘,津津樂道…

你看他年紀不算大,就自名為太公,有把誰放在眼裡?

 

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【劇碼】:懇請「宋主席」復出政壇,參選 2012 總統

【 序幕 】愛賭又不服輸

在台灣「打死不退」者,第一名是陳水扁,百萬人倒扁,他還是打死不退。第二名是宋楚瑜,永遠不願意「學習放下」

上次參選台北市長,開票結果,宋得票數很不理想,號稱是老師傅「政治生涯最後一戰」的封刀之作,居然封成這個樣子,有些外縣市人,以為宋的「政治生涯最後一戰」僅是「選里長」

這事情由來,首先要從以下開始講起:

宋想順勢接收「倒扁」能量,以為坐在施明德旁邊就會有數不完選票,趕都趕不走。自從宋加入施明德的倒扁行列後,阿扁心中暗爽,只要宋仔來攪和,那就「安啦」...


 

【 第一幕 】紅潮湧起

「紅衫軍」紅了..., 宋先生悄悄「神鬼般」出現了
圍城時,宋在指揮車上,好不威風啊,雖然不知道他在指揮什麼…,

為了搏電視版面,賀德芬說:趕他都趕不走

紅衫軍逐漸聲勢不行了,但宋先生留了下來,情義相挺,天天穿紅夾克,還在國慶大會上,站在第一線嗆扁,演技精湛

其實很多藍綠人物,都曾參加紅衫軍,但是像宋這樣的夜夜報到,他在

選前:連坐 30 個晚上反貪腐,被封為「夜間部主任」,令人動容
選後:靜坐 0 晚...,唉,令人動容


【 第二幕 】癡癡的等

紅衫軍倒扁不成後:

施明德自囚,成天盼望「夜間部主任」出現,慢慢的望出了「憂鬱症」...
很可憐喔

在囚室,唱「望春風」:

聽見外面有人來 開門來看
原來是風聲,月娘笑阮憨大呆,被風騙都不知
… …

不過有一天,還真的是有人來了...

施明德急忙去開門,正待講:「主席,您回來了」...

走近一看,哇,竟然來的是… 前妻「陳麗珠」女士
啊,慘了,原來她是來要生活費的


【 第三幕 】船過水無痕

施明德說:「妳、妳、、、不是出國散心了嗎?」

陳麗珠:那個「出國散心」的人,是將選舉捐款匯出國外,在美國有 5 棟房子的人,不是我啦,我那能比人家

施:哦…妳不會像宋董,選輸後,到「美國渡假、散心」,不顧黨工面臨大幅裁員、泡沫…

陳麗珠:那你自己呢? 市長選完了,以為人家還會來陪你這個「消失利用價值」的人啊?

人家啊,船過水無痕,你這憨呆 $*#@*&@#…

後來,施不唱望春風了,改唱「何日君再來」

今宵離別後 何日君再來?
… …


「此君」果然再來了…


【 第四幕 】總統大選之夜

「國民黨」勝了...,赫然發現宋君又悄悄「神鬼般」出現了…… 唉

選前他炮打國民黨「現世報」, 選後卻第一時間到場卡位,卡在吳伯雄旁邊,依然是趕都趕不走,他的「見風轉舵」的功夫可當神鬼奇航的水手。

馬英九選後展開請益國是之旅,拜會這、拜會那,就是不看宋楚瑜…

如今換成宋在家裡蹲,整天唱「望春風」,癡癡的等「天子臨幸」

哎唷,你可以出國散散心嘛,你匯出的錢那麼多、房子又多…

不不,馬總統會召見我的……「監察院長」出缺啊


【 第五幕 】歹戲拖棚

他在家裡蹲,以後還會有高潮迭起的,因為碰到了一個「永不願意學習放下」的人

很抱歉,這是「無限」連續劇,沒有完結篇…

 

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Ahh.. Where do I begin, so much ignorance and yet so little time?

Lately, there is a question floating around in this forum: why are so many people leaving UDN?

This should be obvious to anyone with half a brain, but if for some reason you can’t figure out... the answer is: They’ve had enough.

Enough of what?

They’ve had enough with people like LP Tseng(曾太監)

For those of you who don't know who this LP is, I'd like to tell you a little about him and what you can expect to find out in this article...

LP said the cause of leaving has nothing to do with him, but rather about UDN’s incapability. People like LP Tseng love to abuse this forum and even redefine its meaning.

If you ever read his posts, he is implying that all posters in UDN forum are dog-shit. I think that's a very lousy statement. He's trying to evade the responsibility for his inflammatory remarks by shifting the blame to UDN.

This jerk can be dangerous to the forum, but only if you let him. One must remember not to tolerate him. Otherwise, it only encourages him.

He’s tried to paint himself as a patriot also as a victim in UDN. He was trying to have it both ways. Often when you try to have it both ways you end up getting neither.

This annoying LP is part of the problem, a trouble maker, and yet with no guts, no balls, no pride, no wife,... (4 No 四大皆空,他當和尚嗎)

I would never try to diminish the achievements he accomplished while he was a Third Secretary of MOFA. The problem is that LP insists on being seen as something he's not: a big shot of MOFA. In fact, he was just one small twig of one branch of a very large tree.

LP uses all kinds of words he hear from many different walks of life. Often, even if he doesn't know what he is saying, he still uses it anyway. Many of the things he said were just not true. LP, stop lying things that are falsehoods or beyond your control. You're just presenting yourself as a fool.

He called himself 泛藍. It got me rolling on the floor laughing my teeth off(讓我笑掉大牙)

With friends like these, who needs enemies?

Let's face it: Every forum has its bullies. Unfortunately, that doesn't make it any easier when they pick on you.

I get his attacks way too often. My articles are obviously captivating and interesting as hell, otherwise, why on earth would he bother?

OK, LP, you do what you have to do to spread the rumors, and I do what I have to do to stop you. Fair enough?

I just love him when he leaves idiotic comments, and then become furious when his comments fail to get my attention.  It’s hilarious when he calls me names like "哇鳥" because I actually have beaten him in this forum. Wow wow… I must be a fascist. I plead guilty to all counts. Ha ha ha… LP, you're killing me! Just plain killing me! Please stop...I can't... breath...

LP, I don't care what you write, but make sure that it is based on true facts. Don't post something just to be posting it. It is like a man who talks all the time just to hear his own voice. Every time you open your mouth, you just dig yourself into a deeper hole.

He keeps denouncing Frederick 錢 as an idiotic selfish person, which he is not. I am outraged by his comments, and it's time for me to strike back.  I have been working my entire career trying to bridge the gap between US and Taiwan relations. (in a mysterious way)

This heavy smoker, LP, writes nothing but smoke and mirrors, and is always ranting on about how great he was.  Ranting or no ranting, these dumb words came from this stubborn old man. People said, “What comes out of his mouth is what is in the heart.” Be aware, be very aware

The vast majority of people of this forum know who is. He knew it had to come to this, but he hoped it wouldn't. LP lets his ego get in the way of his common sense, and this may be worse than it looks. 

He’s probably scratching his head trying to figure out how to spin this.

I really didn't like the way he treated 梅峰 showing no respect whatsoever. He may not recognize, and certainly does not care, who he hurts or what he hurts ... and he may even take pleasure in having torpedoed people.

Funny he lies just about everything and now he acts like a victim. This guy is a clown and a joke.... If I were him I would just shut up and run away. He needs a long vacation to some far away island with a one-way ticket.

I waited for a while giving him the benefit of the doubt. Obviously, I was wrong.

I think LP is all screwed up. I believe that he is satisfied and happy to let his “flock” believe that there is that great boogey man, so called 阿九流, out here that is to hunt him down

Who am I to judge LP? But, what a heck, I am judging him anyway. He deserves to be criticized. I am sure that there are hundreds of posters who feel the same way I do.

Twenty years later, LP, now 59, can look back on his life filled with great disappointment. He has achieved nothing except for his 狗屎論, which means a lot to him.

At the end of the day he is just another angry man living a miserable life in America. I really feel sorry for you, LP, How about I bring you a basket of fresh fruits if (and only if) you behave well.

I may be old, but I can surely kick your ass all the way to the Pacific Ocean, and you… you can kiss your sorry ass goodbye.

That would be a happy ending for everyone.

God Bless America(美國有了你這種人,真是需要上帝,才能國運昌隆)

The following should tell you something about his English writing. I believe this says it all.

Thank you for your kind visit (planning on visiting)…, but no thanks.

Just in case you need any help from me for (about) our country, please go ask (contact) 國家安全局 to locate me. They have my records in (on) file. Just don't go to the most stupid (stupidest) section of MOFA

Your English sucks, 讀你的英文像是在參加猜謎大會 so don't try to write me back. You embarrass yourself and prove you are ignorant and illiterate. You are the shame of America. Do the whole country a favor: don't ever write any English in this forum again.

Am I too cruel to you?  Get over it.

I hope UDN koolaid drinkers have seen enough.

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什麼關外遊,笑死人了。就是從廚房遊到廁所,在裡面躲了 10 天避風頭。
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 曾匪偽中,自號太監、太公、土狗 等

為什麼說曾偽中是個太監呢?

他與老婆離婚,是眾人皆知事實。在那個年代,一個家搞到離婚是件轟動鄰里的事,令人不禁懷疑,若非他的鳥鳥出了太監病症,就是神經上出了問題。但是他一再堅持他不是神經病,剩下的情況不就很明顯了嗎。

說到神經問題,

這隻老土狗,當初進入聯網沒幾天,就口喊要退出聯網,一天到晚逢人就是敲鑼打鼓預告「拜拜」,上一次封關他憋了「漫長的」5 小時,這次封關憋了「很久的」10 天。

這種整天喊「狼來了啊」行為,就像小孩子辦家家酒,人不堪其擾,但他不改「其樂」,真是可恥又可憐。這隻老土狗在美國長期失業,靠領社福救濟金度日,整天在聯網叫囂「偽中、台獨」言論,像「中華民國死了、翹辮子了」,且對網友不斷口出鄙語,大選前瘋狂亂咬馬英九,在選前 24 小時突然說:

如果有那方因此摃龜,可別找我負責。因為一切是您自己的決定, 太公沒有責任喔,純粹把所思所想,在聯網放屁而已,無關我也。

說完就關版逃之夭夭,還鬼扯說「就此效張良﹐乘鶴關外遊」

什麼關外遊,笑死人了。就是從廚房遊到廁所,在裡面躲了 10 天避風頭。這種爛咖,真是沒出息,使聯網蒙羞

他昔日的二科長官看這個武大郎:

這個曾祕書嗎,職位雖低「三等祕書」,就愛吹牛。平日素行不良,捏造黑函詆毀同僚、污衊長官。在西雅圖時和主管陳處長「主僕不和」,但也拿他沒輒,無法再貶他,因為沒有比三等秘書更低職等(無四等秘書)。

曾偽中被調回台灣後,還想搞辭職作為手段,要脅長官。但是識破其猙獰面目,他就只得繳回工作證,回家吃自己的了

台灣混不下,他又混回美國可是找不到工作,精神上這時已錯亂扭曲,並罹患B型肝炎(比干症),不時夢囈般自語,在夢中自慰,晚景極為淒涼,飼有二狗時常餓的奄奄一息

阿彌陀佛

 

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我先前提到,預備送你水果。但如何送、送什麼,是由我來決定。天底下沒有「被送的人」反客為主的。這決定權操之在我,你可以建議,但不能限定要如何。

請問,我有沒說過,有沒答應你「把水果轉贈給梅峰」?這句話可是你說的,是你擅自作主,是你把梅逢扯進這水果風波,我可沒扯到他。

還有,送你水果的前提是(之前寫的很清楚),要你告訴我你德州住址。至於你收到水果後,要怎麼處理,那就是你的事了。

其實啊,你的住址我會知道,不過是時間遲早而已。

還有

你想借花獻佛,總要等花到手了,才去獻寶。不能在花還沒有到手,就先跑去對佛說「我來獻花了」。可是等了半天沒有花,你只會叫「花呢?花呢?」然後把事情搞砸了。我問你,是誰去跟佛說的?那麼佛是怪你這個大嘴呢,或是怪別人?

現在梅峰等的已不耐煩了「只聞樓梯響,不見水果來」,不時到你文章「推薦」,就是在提醒你,你捅的漏子,你要想辦法解決。

你這專搞「買空賣空」的人,如今被套牢了,怎麼辦?

算你運氣好碰到我

告訴你一個辦法,很簡單的。你去跟梅峰說,只要他寫一篇文章,說明「馬英九是中華民國救星」,那我就欣然接受你的建議,將水果送到梅峰處,皆大歡喜。

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此外還有一辦法。你號稱「關心政治」也在美國 20 多年,如今美國共和黨馬侃找競選搭檔,進入最後篩選。告訴我你認為何人會被挑上? 如果講對,我就照你意思送。這個猜需要政治智慧。

這算額外紅利,即使猜錯也無妨,不影響之前的辦法。你只能押寶一人,而且要在 3 天內講,因搭檔名單正急速縮小中。

 

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哇博士!

謝謝光臨!

不過痞瘋不在家城推薦,反到家城來賓之部落格或他城推薦家城來賓文章之主要原因是,痞瘋之前在家城已訂立規矩,自己是主人,所以不推薦任何家城來賓來文之文章,以免造成往日來文太多,有洗推薦版之疑慮所致!

在此多嘴解釋,以免您誤解!

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Ahh.. Where do I begin, so much ignorance and yet so little time?

Lately, there is a question floating around in this forum: why are so many people leaving UDN?

This should be obvious to anyone with half a brain, but if for some reason you can’t figure out... the answer is: They’ve had enough.

Enough of what?

They’ve had enough with people like LP Tseng(曾太監)

For those of you who don't know who this LP is, I'd like to tell you a little about him and what you can expect to find out in this article...

LP said the cause of leaving has nothing to do with him, but rather about UDN’s incapability. People like LP Tseng love to abuse this forum and even redefine its meaning.

If you ever read his posts, he is implying that all posters in UDN forum are dog-shit. I think that's a very lousy statement. He's trying to evade the responsibility for his inflammatory remarks by shifting the blame to UDN.

This jerk can be dangerous to the forum, but only if you let him. One must remember not to tolerate him. Otherwise, it only encourages him.

He’s tried to paint himself as a patriot also a victim in UDN. He was trying to have it both ways. Often when you try to have it both ways you end up getting neither.

This annoying LP is part of the problem, a trouble maker, and yet with no guts, no balls, no pride, no wife,... (4 No 四大皆空,他當和尚嗎)

I would never try to diminish the achievements he accomplished while he was a Third Secretary of MOFA. The problem is that LP insists on being seen as something he's not: a big shot of MOFA. In fact, he was just one small twig of one branch of a very large tree.

LP uses all kinds of words he hear from many different walks of life. Often, even if he doesn't know what he is saying, he still uses it anyway. Many of the things he said were just not true. LP, stop lying things that are falsehoods or beyond your control. You're just presenting yourself as a fool.

He called himself 泛藍. It got me rolling on the floor laughing my teeth off(讓我笑掉大牙)

With friends like these, who needs enemies?

Let's face it: Every forum has its bullies. Unfortunately, that doesn't make it any easier when they pick on you.

I get his attacks way too often. My articles are obviously captivating and interesting as hell, otherwise, why on earth would he bother?

OK, LP, you do what you have to do to spread the rumors, and I do what I have to do to stop you. Fair enough?

I just love him when he leaves idiotic comments, and then become furious when his comments fail to get my attention.  It’s hilarious when he calls me names like "哇鳥" because I actually have beaten him in this forum. Wow wow… I must be a fascist. I plead guilty to all counts. Ha ha ha… LP, you're killing me! Just plain killing me! Please stop...I can't... breath...

LP, I don't care what you write, but make sure that it is based on true facts. Don't post something just to be posting it. It is like a man who talks all the time just to hear his own voice. Every time you open your mouth, you just dig yourself into a deeper hole.

He keeps denouncing Frederick 錢 as an idiotic selfish person, which he is not. I am outraged by his comments, and it's time for me to strike back.  I have been working my entire career trying to bridge the gap between US and Taiwan relations. (in a mysterious way)

This heavy smoker, LP, writes nothing but smoke and mirrors, and is always ranting on about how great he was.  Ranting or no ranting, these dumb words came from this stubborn old man. People said, “What comes out of his mouth is what is in the heart.” Be aware, be very aware

The vast majority of people of this forum know who is. He knew it had to come to this, but he hoped it wouldn't. LP lets his ego get in the way of his common sense, and this may be worse than it looks. 

He’s probably scratching his head trying to figure out how to spin this.

I really didn't like the way he treated 梅峰 showing no respect whatsoever. He may not recognize, and certainly does not care, who he hurts or what he hurts ... and he may even take pleasure in having torpedoed people.

Funny he lies just about everything and now he acts like a victim. This guy is a clown and a joke.... If I were him I would just shut up and run away. He needs a long vacation to some far away island with a one-way ticket.

I waited for a while giving him the benefit of the doubt. Obviously, I was wrong.

I think LP is all screwed up. I believe that he is satisfied and happy to let his “flock” believe that there is that great boogey man, so called 阿九流, out here that is to hunt him down

Who am I to judge LP? But, what a heck, I am judging him anyway. He deserves to be criticized. I am sure that there are hundreds of posters who feel the same way I do.

Twenty years later, LP, now 59, can look back on his life filled with great disappointment. He has achieved nothing except for his 狗屎論, which means a lot to him.

At the end of the day he is just another angry man living a miserable life in America. I really feel sorry for you, LP, How about I bring you a basket of fresh fruits if (and only if) you behave well.

I may be old, but I can surely kick your ass all the way to the Pacific Ocean, and you… you can kiss your sorry ass goodbye.

That would be a happy ending for everyone.

God Bless America(美國有了你這種人,真是需要上帝,才能國運昌隆)

The following should tell you something about his English writing. I believe this says it all.

Thank you for your kind visit (planning on visiting)…, but no thanks.

Just in case you need any help from me for (about) our country, please go ask (contact) 國家安全局 to locate me. They have my records in (on) file. Just don't go to the most stupid(stupidest) section of MOFA

Your English sucks, 讀你的英文像是在參加猜謎大會 so don't try to write me back. You embarrass yourself and prove you are ignorant and illiterate. You are the shame of America. Do the whole country a favor: don't ever write any English in this forum again.

Am I too cruel to you?  Get over it.

I hope UDN koolaid drinkers have seen enough.

 



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老曾,

下個月我赴美,會順道經過華府,想找時間去看一下傅建中兄。當年老傅在華府助過你一臂之力,那是你一生中最悽慘落魄時候,太太跑了,房子被充公,無工作、無錢,在華府街頭帶著女兒流浪...

想你老曾一向是個「受人點滴之恩,湧泉以報」之士,該不會完全失憶吧?

而你老兄在聯網逢人便說「馬死矣」,用這些英勇的打馬事蹟來回報他,他聽到後,相信一定對你仰天長歎「讚」不絕口的。還有,當我對他說明的時候,需要添油加醋的地方,一定不會讓你失望。

此外,也會跟他說,這些年來你在 RE 這行業專門搞「買空賣空」。在此奉勸你幾句,就算你買空賣空,出價之時,不宜低到離譜,人家連「還價」都懶得理你,做人何必做到這種地步呢?

然後會順便問老傅,關於你之前在牙科診所上班太太的近況,似乎她還在華府唷。我想這樣吧,把要送你的水果轉贈給她,並代你向她致歉。雖然你們當年「閃電離婚」,害你被坑不少,不過已事過境遷,你不會仍耿耿於懷,想要演出「曾阿宗復仇記」吧?

不論如何你還是該道歉,想想你的個性捅出多少漏子,幾乎沒有一件事不被你搞砸的。

 



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水果送去了沒﹖再謝一次。

這是阿九流『光說不做』﹖找個花店﹐送點水果﹐都有如此之難﹐這要如何擺平大陸上的胡哥呢﹖

還是給雞拜年﹖想探知草舍﹐像派人侍侯江南那樣﹖太公非江南﹐現在的軍情局也沒人﹐像汪﹑陳那樣死忠﹐知為何而戰﹑為何而開槍吧﹖

肯定水果﹐尚未送進。諒梅峰兄﹐也不會如此不通人情吧﹖

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