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印度人在台北算命騙錢 聽到警察兩字 就閃人
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印度人在台北算命騙錢 聽到警察兩字 就閃人

A先生在板南線捷運站旁遇到一位老外,他走過來說哈囉,A先生以為他要交朋友。
A先生說:你從哪裡來,老外說我是印度人。
印度人中年男士說:你長得不錯,可以長壽喔...
A先生:謝謝!!

印度人說:請問你幾歲? 我祝福你。
再拿出小紙條,紀錄年齡和家庭狀況與喜歡甚麼花朵,請你拿著禱告。
A先生:笑一笑...
印度人說讓我看看你的生命線,哇! 你可以活到89歲。
A先生:真的喔?

印度人拿出皮夾,內有一千元,請你也把錢放在這裡,指了一千元鈔票。
A先生大聲說: 你這樣不可以,我叫警察。
印度人笑一笑,然後快速走人。

(印度人五分鐘,索討一千元,全程英語對話。)

板南線捷運站旁 下午二時 10,1,2018

Indians are deceiving money in Taipei, and they hear the police.

Mr. A met a foreigner next to the board south station MRT station. He walked over and said that he was a hagg, and Mr. A thought he wanted to make friends.
Mr. A said: Where did you come from, the foreigner said that I am an Indian.
Indian middle-aged man said: You are good, you can live long...
Mr. A: Thank you!!

Indians say: How old are you? I wish you well.
Take out a small note and record your age and family status and what flowers you like. Please hold your prayers.
Mr. A: Smile...
Indians say let me see your lifeline, wow! You can live to 89 years old.
Mr. A: Really?

The Indians took out the wallet and there was a thousand dollars. Please put the money here and refer to the one thousand dollar bill.
Mr. A said loudly: You can't do this, I call the police.
Indians smiled and then quickly left.

(Indians spend five minutes asking for one thousand yuan for a full English conversation.)

Next to the Bannan Line MRT Station 2 pm 10, 1, 2018
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